What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:42

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Because it's month of August.
Me : I don't drink
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me : No
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
What do you think of Tesla's Model Y coming in ninth among electric cars sales in Europe?
He : So, are you seeing someone?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : I'm 24.
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Me : Thank you.
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
What are some funny and smart quotes?
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Me : Sure.
What are my 10 favorite rock record album opening tracks?
He : Tea ?
Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Then let's have some coffee
Why is it important for Hollywood celebrities to come out against Trump?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).